intro: verse: Skinny Mini in a sequined dress Frizzy hair and her face is a mess ninety pounds with her hair all wet when it comes to loving, my baby's the best refrain: They call her, Skinny Mini, Skinny Mini yeah (Skinny, ooo skinny mini) Skinny Mini in a sequined dress, verse: Then there's, Fat Fanny she got everything Like a bee with a deadly sting She can dance, She can shake it up when it comes to loving I can't get enough refrain: Got a, Fat Fanny, Fat Fanny yeah (Fanny, a Fat Fanny) Fat Fanny she got everything instrumental music break: bridge: But of all the girls, I'll ever meet Skinny Mini well you just can't beat Closer the bone, the sweeter the meat She's flesh and bone from her head to her feet Of all the girls, I'll ever meet Skinny Mini well you just can't beat Closer the bone, the sweeter the meat But Skinny Mini well she ain't got no teeth !! (yea yea yeah) solo: verse: Big Bertha, I'll never forget It gets so hard when she plays hard to get Long Tall Sally ain't got nothing on you when it comes to lovin' she'll leave you black and blue ! (They call her) Big Bertha, Big Bertha yeah (Bertha, Big Bertha) Big Bertha, I'll never forget intro music repeated: verse: Skinny Mini in a sequined dress Frizzy hair and her face is a mess ninety pounds with her hair all wet but when it comes to loving, my baby's the best refrain: They call her Skinny Mini, Skinny Mini yeah (Skinny, ooo skinny mini) Skinny Mini in a sequined dress instrumental music: aww come here Skinny Mini !