I know a lady Doris Jean and she will dance with you in cowgirl shoes hips leading gently in faded jeans blonde golden hair she will two-step and move right through you She will take you so high you won't feel a thing then bring you back to reality Doris Jean Beauty Queen Doris Jean Dancing Queen Doris Jean Lovely Queen Dance Doris Jean my beauty queen sashshayed in to the Wild Times Saloon me just bartenderin' pourin' Jack Daniels to the brim for the bushwhacked crowd list'nin to Monty Davidson singin' for the good 'ol boys as she stood quietly at Herbert Hoover's bar. She ordered a Chablis and looked to be a green-eyed sage who could hypnotize any cowboy with her cowgirl gaze She talked of life and what it meant to be free and in control as she smiled at me so innocently I knew I was out of control She spoke to me of a mystery and wafted me to the dance floor hypnotically tenderly while The Wild Bunch played we danced Take me Home Country Mama take me home as she clicked her heels we danced She perfumed a smile that vaporized me and as Monty played on we danced I lost my heart to Doris Jean and my job suddenly but we danced Apparently bartenderly is not allowed as my boss went crazy and fired me she smiles knowingly and disappeared Last Dance I sat in a chair in the bar against a wall listened to Monty and the Wabash Cannonball as he sat on Gomer the 2000 pound Brahma bull and gave the packed house a thrill Gomer winked at me and Danced I was thinkin' what it meant to be free and in control her smile beguiled me and it said to me oh cowboy Dance The saloon was packed cocktail ladies frantically ordering trays of drinks for thirsty cowboy hats who just stood and stared at me sayin' did I just see this bartender Dance Jack Daniels and I sat alone dreaming of Doris Jean that dancing queen was she or wasn't she on that stage with me tonight just Dance The boss came back shook his fist at me said get behind the bar before I fire you permanently they couldn' t pour shots fast enough for the crazy Ozark cowboy crowd The Wild Bunch sang proud and Gomer raised his head and said Dance I said I would after one more drink and jack and I sipped from the glass of dreams a shot of that dance of life with Doris Jean Dance oh Doris Jean Doris Jean my Dancing Queen oh Doris Jean Doris Jean my Beauty Queen Dance You have given me life in between where I am and where I'm meant to be you have taken me to tranquility May I have one more chance with you Doris Jean Dance Doris Jean Doris Jean click those cowgirl heels one more time Doris Jean Doris Jean one more time come back to me and Dance