Well, welcome to the family You are such a sweet, pretty young thing We're a really, really close family It's so nice to see you with that ring Not sure why you would want to do it What made you want to wear that white gown Girl, it's not the end of the world Girl, you still can get around Yes, welcome to the family You seem like a beautiful young kid Congratulations to my nephew How'd he get you to bat an eyelid? Just not sure how he'd make you do it How he'd make you want to settle down You sure had lots of other options Girl, you still can get around Yeah, welcome to the family Yeah, yeah, my nephew is a nice guy Congratulations for getting hitched But, girl, I've just got to ask you why I just don't get why you would want him I'm confused, please, note the fucking frown There's just lots of other guys out there Girl, you still can get around Girl, welcome to the family Come, let me give you a real big hug Hey, hey, it's not like I got you drunk It's not like I gave you some sleep drug I don't know why you'd want my nephew That boat is leaking and you will drown Girl, there's other guys right fucking here You really can get around Sure, I know I'm twice your age But why can't I just go touch your face? One touch can sure lead to anything I hope it will lead me everyplace I know you'll get tired of my nephew That jerk will sure someday lose his crown Girl, I'll just be hanging out somewhere If you ever want to get around Girl, welcome to the family I'll say it again as you back away There's no escaping from this all now This is how this family likes to play You'll get special, special hugs from me I am known for this all through this town But the family's got more men in line Hoping you will get around Yeah, this family has a few more men Hoping you will get around