Goin’ down to the bar, it’s not too far, sometimes I wish it were further I try not to drink, but all I can think, is 'bout the barkeep handing me another Lord I know, when I get home the doghouse is waitin’ for me I’ll try to get by and tell a small lie about only having two or three She’ll be mad, not believe what I had because that story never works I’ll be sorry that I did it, but she won’t get it, and to her I’ll still be a jerk [Chorus] I don’t have a drinkin’ problem, I have a problem not drinkin’ at all So set ‘em up and keep ‘em coming Cause I don’t have far to crawl Once I begin the fun never ends until they say “Last Call” So come on boys, meet me up at McCoy’s And let’s go have a ball As I go thru the week when things get bleak, I start thinkin’ ‘bout a bar downtown I don’t need to go but they know that I’ll show, cause I’m always hanging around If I could just wait for the weekend to start, I’d be much better off… I wouldn’t be in trouble, save money on the doubles, and have more time not lost [Chorus] I don’t have a drinkin’ problem, I have a problem not drinkin’ at all So set ‘em up and keep ‘em coming Cause I don’t have far to crawl Once I begin the fun never ends until they say “Last Call” So come on boys….meet me up at McCoy’s and let’s go have a ball Now thinking back, my guilt kicks in Drinkin’ has never been my best friend I slow my role…do what I’m told…but that gets old and then… I’m on my way….to drinkin‘ again Set ‘em up my friends… yeah let’s do it again… yeah let’s do it again!