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Verse 1
I got a cooler in the stang and a brace on my knee,
Been chunkinâ plastic circles since nineteen-ninety-three.
Young bucks laugh when I step up slow,
Till my beat-up roller starts stealinâ the show.
I donât throw big flex shots way up in the sky,
I keep it low and dirty, let the grass decide.
While theyâre huntinâ in the woods where their distance drivers sank,
My old rollerâs cruisinâ down the fairway like a "TANK" (echo, echo).
Chorus 1
Iâm the roller king at sixty-three,
Still humminâ through the trees.
Got a lucky hat and aching back,
But these old discs still roll for me.
Everybodyâs throwinâ high and pretty,
Iâm down low, smooth and gritty.
When that disc stands up and starts to sing,
You can hear the whole card yell,
âDang, heâs still got swing!â
Verse 2
Met a fella named Tyler with a backpack full of hype,
Carbon fiber retriever and a putter he called âlight.â
Said, âSir, rollers are outdated now.â
I said, âSon, watch this old man work the ground.â
He had brand-new plastic and a Bluetooth speaker,
A tour-series driver and a throw like a preacher.
He wound up hard with a mighty cry,
Then smacked first available and watched it die.
I sent a beat-up Photon down the hill,
It kissed one root and turned with perfect skill.
Rolled past the basket and parked beside a tree,
Tyler just blinked and said, âTeach that shot to me.â
Verse 3
League night Thursday at the county park,
Mosquitoes gettinâ rowdy when it starts gettinâ dark.
Larry blew his shoulder tryinâ full power,
I rolled one close by the wildflower.
Big Mike grip-locked into the creek,
Jenny hit chains with a lucky sneak.
But down on hole seven with the wind blowinâ mean,
My roller cut through like a fairway machine.
Thereâs wisdom in the wobble and the dusty old discs,
In knowinâ every bad kick and every windy risk.
Young arms fade by hole fifteen,
But us old roller throwers? We stay smooth and lean.
I might need glasses to read the sign,
But I know every root on that back-nine line.
They call me lucky, but between you and me,
Itâs forty years of rollinâ "GEOMETRY" (echo,echo,echo)
Bridge 1
Now my grandkids ride along and carry minis in their hand,
They think their grandpaâs famous all across the land.
And maybe I ainât sponsored, maybe I ainât rich,
But I can still carve magic with a funky sideways pitch.
When my knees start barkinâ and my back gets tight,
That roller keeps on dancinâ into sunset light.
Chorus 2
Iâm the roller king at sixty-three,
Still humminâ through the trees.
Got a lucky hat and aching back,
But these old discs still roll for me.
Everybodyâs throwinâ high and pretty,
Iâm down low, smooth and gritty.
When that disc stands up and starts to sing,
You can hear the whole card yell,
âDamn, heâs the Roller King!â (Echo,echo)
Verse 4
Someday theyâll scatter my ashes out by hole number nine,
Near the crooked cedar and the old park sign.
And if the wind blows right on a warm July eve,
You might see a ghost roller curlinâ through the leaves.
Some kidâll ask, âWho taught that crazy line?â
And somebodyâll grin and say, âAn old-timer in his prime.â
Then theyâll all laugh loud while the chains go ching,
For the legend of the roller king. Oh yeah!
Outro
Roll on, roll on,
Down that fairway line.
Roll on, roll on,
Still feelinâ fine.
Roll on, roll on,
Let the young arms swing.
Iâll be low and gone,
Like the roller king.
I may move slow,
But I still got soul.
When the disc hits dirt,
Everybody knows....This is "The legend of the roller king"
The Mother fuckin' Roller King! (Echo,Echo,Echo,Echo)