[Intro] (Instrumental Solo) [Verse 1] We hit the scene back when my first babe arrived 87’s the year our tangled lives collide Thirty years of scrubs I dragged you through XXXL hides, tucks, and every ache I knew [Chorus] Sail on, down the drawer where you belong Sail on, I’ve been squeezed way too long One-eighty pounds I shed to break free Sixty years of living finally clear to me Sail on, girdle, sail on [Verse 2] No more tight squeeze locking my breath away No more baggy tops to hide your rigid sway Dr. Don Balder’s got my name on his Friday slate Honey, this old girdle’s gonna meet its fate [Chorus] Sail on, I don’t need you anymore Sail on, that’s what Dr. Balder’s for I earned this body, fought for every scar and year Sixty, fine, fabulous—my best days are here Sail on, girdle, sail on [Bridge] You clung to me since 1987’s glow Survived scrubs, stretch marks, every ebb and flow But Dr. Balder’s here to break your iron hold This old cage is cracking—finally, I’m bold [Chorus] Sail on, down the drawer where you belong Sail on, I’ve been squeezed way too long One-eighty pounds I shed to break free Sixty years of living finally clear to me Sail on, girdle, sail on [Outro] (Instrumental Solo)