[Intro] (Instrumental Solo) [Verse 1] Got a feeling burrowed deep in my gut Won’t shake loose, no matter what You’ve clung on tight since back in ‘87 Through every diet, every mile I’ve driven [Chorus] Stuck on me, yeah you’re stuck on me Pills and programs can’t set me free Stuck on me, won’t let go, can’t you see 180 pounds later, you’re still stuck on me [Verse 2] I sweated through the gym, chugged the shakes Wrapped my frame till my skin ached You stuck around through thick and thin Dragging every extra pound of sin [Chorus] Stuck on me, yeah you’re stuck on me Every new pair of pants still fits you, not me Stuck on me, you’ve overstayed your spree But there’s a surgeon named Don Balder, gonna set me free [Bridge] You’ve been my shadow, my uninvited guest Hanging heavy on every chest But the scalpel’s gonna slice you right out of my story No more carrying your dead weight glory [Chorus] Stuck on me, soon you won’t be stuck on me Dr. Balder’s gonna cut you loose, finally Stuck on me, your reign’s gonna cease One last incision, and you’ll be gone from me [Outro] (Instrumental Solo)