G WELL, ME AND THE WIFE BEEN DOIN’ US SOME TRAVELN’ D AN’… HERE’S WHAT WE CONCLUDE……… D MOST PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD IS PRETTY DANG NICE A7 D BUT THEM FRENCH FOLKS...IS JUST DOWN RIGHT RUDE. SOOOOOOOO......... D A7 NO ESS-CAR-GO FOR APP-UH-TIZERS…........THAT’LL BE OKAY D I’LL START WEARIN’ COWBOY HATS INSTEAD OF MY BARE-A G D WORDS LIKE TOILET AND BA-DAY ARE GONNA BE PASS-A A7 D I WANT NOTHIN’ MORE TO DO WITH FRANCE… NO TIME, NO HOW, NO WAY D A7 I WON’T ORDER FRENCH FRIES WITH MY BIG MAC ANYMORE D I WON’T WISH YOU BON VOY-AWGE WHEN YOU PULL AWAY FROM SHORE G D BUT THE WAY TO LET THEM FRENCHIES KNOW WE ARE DONE WITH THEM FOR SIURE A7 D IS TO KEEP OUR TONGUES IN OUR OWN MOUTHS… WHEN WE MAKE AMOUR G D WE WON’T TOLERATE FRENCH KISSIN’ ,,,NO MORE SWAPPIN' SPIT A7 D IF YOU BEEN ORDERIN’ “ ALA CARTY” …MAN… YOU BETTER QUIT G D WE THINK BRASSIERES MAY HAVE TO GO…RIGHT NOW IT’S HARD TO TELL A7 D DEPENDS HOW A DOLLY PARTON PART FITS INTO A COCONUT SHELL D A I WON’T BE DRINKIN’ A-VEE-AWN WHEN I GOT A THIRST TO QUENCH D IF I EVER NEED A CHAISE LOUNGE I’LL JUST FIND MYSELF A BENCH G D IF A FRENCH GAL OFFERS ME A MAW-SAUGE... I TELL YOU WHAT I’LL DO A7 I’LL SAY “ YOU RUB ME THE WRONG WAY, MAD- MO-ZELL" D AND THEN I’LL SAY “ADIEU” D A7 I NEVER WILL BE “MOW-AH AGAIN…I’LL JUST BE PLAIN OLD ME D I’LL BE REFERRIN’ TO A BODY FUNCTION IF I EVER SAY “WEE WEE" G D OH SOME MIGHT SAY I’M GOIN’ TOO FAR..THAT I AIN’T BEIN’ FAIR A7 BUT THEM FRENCH IS DOWN RIGHT RUDE, GOOD BUDDY D SO THEY CAN KISS MY DERRIERE G D THERE’LL BE NO MORE FRENCH KISSIN’… NO SIR…NO MORE SWAPPIN’ SPIT A7 D THE WIFE WAS ORDERIN’ “ALA CARTY” …I SAID,. “GIRL, YOU GOTTA QUIT” G D I BELIEVE BRASSIERES MAY HAVE TO GO…RIGHT NOW IT’S HARD TO SAY A7 D DEPENDS HOW PAMELA ANDERSON FEELS WHEN I TAKE HERS AWAY.....[SUGGESTIVE LAUGH HERE]