Welcome to the jungle please show me your jugular I want to hear you scream Welcome to the jungle there's nothing obscene nothing that you have not seen just a materialistic world just surrealism unfurled grabbing the tiger by the tail grabbing nature by the maelstrom Hey girl, enter my world Welcome to the jungle show me your jugular I'll show you my jaguar we can eat each other for lunch I'll shine your satin secretaries you can polish my Yves St Laurent's we'll Tarzan up the elevators and chimpanzee with senators signing affidavits with long-necked congressman tele-giraffeing crooked impossibilities of loch-monsters to ill-informed, lied to demonstrators Welcome to my jungle show me your jugular and I'll sell it to the highest bidder who will talk to every slithering critter 'till he finds a collaborator to take to the incinerator deep into the throes of the elephant graveyard to rhetoricalize with the saber-tooth tiger to notarize all their behavior as good intent Welcome to my jungle show me your jugular I will reacquaint you with the extinct.