(Verse 1) Hey sis, it’s noon, have you left your room? You’ve been online since Monday afternoon. Your skin’s gone pale from that blue light glow, You type so fast, you could hack the show. (Pre-Chorus) You say “just one more scroll,” But you’ve lost your soul to that Wi-Fi hole! (Chorus) My sister’s stuck in the screen, Living life through a glowing machine. Talks to pixels, eats caffeine, Is she real or just a meme? My sister’s stuck in the screen, I think she joined the data stream. She’s more online than she’s ever been— My digital next of kin! (Verse 2) She’s got tabs for days, conspiracies too, She argues strangers just for something to do. Knows every cat and celebrity feud, But forgot how to cook actual food. (Pre-Chorus) You say you’re “working late,” But your TikTok’s got you in a hypnotic state! (Chorus) My sister’s stuck in the screen, Living life through a glowing machine. Talks to pixels, eats caffeine, Is she real or just a meme? My sister’s stuck in the screen, Her best friend’s an AI queen! She’s half girl, half code it seems— My sister’s stuck in the screen! (Bridge) I tried to unplug it, she screamed “don’t you dare!” Said, “My whole life’s on there!” (yeah, somewhere in there!) From Reddit fights to Discord dreams, She’s the ruler of her cyber schemes! (Chorus – Final) My sister’s stuck in the screen, Her Wi-Fi signal reigns supreme! She’s logged on, living the dream— Oh sis, come back to the team! My sister’s stuck in the screen, She’s gone full online machine, If the power goes out—she’ll scream! My sister’s stuck in the screen!