[Verse 1] I’ve got a notebook full of heartbreaks, Coffee stains on every page. Every boy’s got his own chord change, Every tear drops on the stage. My exes fuel the fire, but now the pen’s run dry, Guess I can’t keep rhyming “cry” with “goodbye.” [Pre-Chorus] They say I turn pain into gold, But I’m kinda tired of the same old story told— [Chorus] So this is the last, last breakup breakup song, Swear I won’t drag your name too long. No more bridges burning in 4/4 time, No more hearts on the dotted line. I’ve cried enough to fill a vinyl side, Yeah, this is the one where I wave goodbye. To writing every wrong— This is my last last breakup breakup song. [Verse 2] I’ve rewritten love like a screenplay, But the sequel never sells. Every “you did me wrong” cliché Is just another fairytale that fell. And maybe I’m the common thread, If I keep breaking hearts to write instead. [Pre-Chorus] So here’s to the boys who made me famous, Don’t worry, this chorus ain’t aimless— [Chorus] ‘Cause this is the last, last breakup breakup song, No revenge, no midnight sing-along. No more calling out your Chevy truck, No more “you ruined my Starbucks cup.” I’ve milked this pain for far too long, Yeah, this is the last last breakup breakup song. [Bridge] No more metaphors, no more shade, No more names I’ll never say. I’ve learned my lesson, turned the page— Unless, of course, he texts today… wait—no! [Final Chorus] This is the last, last breakup breakup song, At least till something else goes wrong. Maybe I’ll fall for a drummer next, And we’ll see how long ‘til I regret— But for now, I’m movin’ on, Yeah, this is the last last breakup breakup song. [Outro] (Soft laugh) I mean it this time… Probably.