(No chorus) C F WHEN I GET OLD AND GO G7 TO LIVE WITH MY KIDS C F I'M GONNA MAKE THEM SO HAPPY G7 JUST LIKE THEY DID F I WANT TO GIVE BACK C ALL THE JOY THEY PROVIDED F PAY BACK EACH DEED C AND WON’T THEY BE EXCITED F I’LL WRITE ON THE WALLS IN RED, GREEN AND BLUES C BOUNCE ON THE FURNITURE WEARING MY SHOES D7 DRINK MILK FROM THE CARTON AND THEN LEAVE IT OUT G7 STUFF UP ALL THE TOY-LETS C JUST TO HEAR HOW THEY SHOUT C F WHEN THEY’RE ON THE PHONE G7 AND JUST OUT OF REACH C F I’LL GET INTO STUFF G7 LIKE SUIGAR AND BLEACH F THEY’LL SNAP THEIR FINGERS C AN’ SHAKE THEIR HEAD F BUT I WILL NOT STOP......... G7 C I’LL JUST GRIN INSTEAD F WHEN THEY CALL ME TO DINNER AND TELL ME TO EAT C I WON’T TOUCH MY PEAS, SALAD OR MEAT D7 I’LL GAG ON MY OKRA, SPILL MILK ON THE TABLE G7 AND WHEN THEY GET MAD I’LL JUST RUN……… C IF I’M ABLE C F I’LL SIT CLOSE TO THE TV G7 THROUGH THE CHANNELS I’LL CLICK C F I’LL CROSS BOTH MY EYES G7 JUST TO SEE IF THEY STICK F I’LL TAKE OFF MY SOCKS C AND THROW ONE AWAY F AND I’LL PLAY IN THE MUD G7 C TILL THE END OF THE DAY F LATER IN BED I’LL LAY DOWN WITH SOFT SIGHS C I’LL THANK GOD IN PRAYER AND THEN CLOSE MY EYES D7 MY KIDS WILL LOOK DOWN WITH A SMILE SLOWLY CREEPING G7 C AND SAY TO THEMSELVES, “SHE'S SO SWEET……..WHEN SHE’S SLEEPING”