(V1) C MOST NIGHTS WE DON’T SLEEP THAT WELL G SO WE DON’T GET UP UNTIL TEN WE TAKE OUR PILLS WITH A CUP OF COFFEE G C WATCH THE WEATHER REPORT AND THEN C WE GO TO LUNCH ‘ROUND ‘BOUT NOON G GET A SALAD WE CAN SHARE TAKE A LITTLE SEE-ES-TA THEN START TO PREPARE C …………………….. FOR THE EARLY BIRD………… DINNER FARE (CHORUS) N/C F C ‘CAUSE WE’RE RETIRED… WE DO JUST AS WE PLEASE F G…………………. WE’RE RETIRED…WITH NO RESPONSABILITIES N/C F WE’RE RETIRED… WE DON’T HAVE TO MOW NO LAWN G C. C7 WE CAN JUST PLAY GOLF AND BINGO FROM NOW ON F WE’LL CRUISE ON SHIPS TO FOREIGN LANDS C AND NOTHING CAN MESS UP OUR PLANS G WE GOT IDLE TIME NOW ON OUR HANDS G7 ‘CAUSE LORDY DON’T CHU KNOW…OH…OH…OH…OOOOH N/C C WE’RE RETIRED. (V2) C WE LIKE TO FLASH OUR CELL-YOU-LIGHT G AND WE LIKE TO TAN OUR FAT SO WE SIT BY THE POOL FROM ONE ’TIL THREE C. THEN TAKE US A LITTLE ……………CAT NAP C WE HAVE COCKTAILS NOW AND AGAIN……………………… G AND AGAIN IF WE HAVE TIME AT NIGHT WE MIGHT PLAY SOME TEXAS HOLD ‘EM C ……………………. BUT WE ARE ALWAYS IN BED…………. BY NINE (CHORUS AND OUT)