(Verse 1) Started out classy, a real steady hand Just a casual drink and a girl with a plan Two hours later, I’m three sheets to the wind Checking my phone to see where I’ve been The clock don’t tick when I cross that line I’m somewhere past one shot past fine I’m the queen of the bar top, I’m leading the band With a song in my head and my heels in my hand (Chorus) (Heavy Bass Groove Kicks In) Hey! (one beat pause) Bartender, hold up — pour me a shot! I’m seeing double and I'm lookin' hot I’m a loose-cannon wonder, I’m a beautiful mess In a too-much-tequila floral print dress You can look at your watch, but you’re wasting your time ’Cause baby tonight, I’m on (beat) H-A-M-M-E-R-E-D! (two beat pause) Hammered time Hey! I’m on hammered time (Verse 2) My lipstick is halfway across my own face I’m calling everybody the wrong name at this place The drinks are hittin' hard and the night is full of bliss Everyone is watchin' me, tryin' to move like this Arguing with the jukebox about a sad song Singing every single word 100% wrong Well I might be wrong, but I don’t need to be right ‘Cause I’m havin’ one heck of a time, n one hell of a night (Bridge) I’m a certified wreck and I’m feelin’ just fine Somewhere in the middle of a blur and a line I’m a runaway train that nobody can stop Somebody please take my phone before I call my ex— (music cuts) (stomp stomp clap) H-A-M-M-E-R-E-D! (stomp stomp clap) H-A-M-M-E-R-E-D! …I’m a end up under him, havin’ some real good… (Final Chorus) Hey! Bartender, hold up — pour me a shot! I’m seeing double and I’m lookin' hot I’m a loose-cannon wonder, I’m a beautiful mess In a too-much-tequila floral print dress You can look at your watch, but you’re wasting your time ’Cause baby tonight, I’m on (beat) H-A-M-M-E-R-E-D! Hammered time (Ending) Lost my dignity around midnight, tearin’ it up on the dancefloor I got my keys, wallet, phone— walkin’ barefoot out the door… (Outro) Let’s get wrecked on this runaway train, I promise y’all will be feeling fine This is a no judgment zone, so leave all your worries behind ‘Cause everybody knows it’s… (one beat pause) H-A-M-M-E-R-E-D! It’s Hammered time (Punchy Stop)