(spoken word-no music) And now a special presentation from "A Return to the Realms". (pause) One shot time. Not everyone is here! One shot time, but the next game is near. until then, who knows what we'll do. maybe go to a new land to see new faces. maybe fight a big bad evil guy, or a T.P.K. in new places. scheduling conflicts happen but it could be fun for you. So were going to run a one shot that is what we are going to do! one shot, one shot! one shot, one shot! We don't know who will be here, maybe the D.M. is new. Perhaps some special guests, but we'll find something to do. maybe fight some dragons, or search the deep below. when we sit down at the table the players never know one shot, one shot! one shot, one shot! Grab a drink like us and don't make a fuss. here's our one shot, just for me and you! one shot, one shot! one shot, one shot! one shot, one shot! one shot, one shot! ONE SHOT!