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A BOWLER DUDEv-Fi
JOHNNY CASH BARITONE NARRATION IN THE STYLE OF "A BOY NAMED SUE"...WITH TENNESSEE THREE BACKUP, Despair,Male Voice, VERY SLOW WITH PROPER PHRASING
dan reedMar 21, 2026์ ์ฌํ ์ฝํ
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WELL..........MY DADDY LEFT HOME WHEN I WAS THREE AND HE DIDNโT LEAVE MUCH TO MAW ANโ ME
JUST A BIG BLACK BALL THAT I COULD HARDLY ROLL
NOW I DONโT BLAME HIM THAT HE RAN AWAY BUT THE MEANEST THING, I MUST SAYโจ ...WAS BEFORE HE LEFT HE LEARNED ME HOW TO BOLE
HE MUSTA THOUGHT THAT IT WAS QUITE A JOKE IT GOT A LOT A LAUGHS FROM A LOTS A FOLKS
MY WHOLE DANG LIFE I HAD TO FIGHT AND FEUD
I TELL YOU LIFE AINโT EASY FOR A BOLER DUDE
I GREW UP QUICK, I GREW UP MEAN MY BALLS GOT FAST AND MY WITS GOT KEEN
IโD ROAM FROM TOWN TO TOWN TO HIDE MY SHAME.
BUT I MADE A VOW TO THE MOON AND STARS
IโD SEARCH THE BOLIN' ALLEYS AND ALL THE BARS
AND FIND THAT MAN WHO TAUGHT ME THAT STUPID GAME
IT WAS DALLAS, TEXAS ...ABOUT MID-MAYโฆ
AROUND LUNCH TIME,...ABOUT MID-DAY
I THOUGHT IโD GET ME A COFFEE AND A SWEET ROLL.
AT A BOLLINโ ALLEY WHERE THE OLD FOLKS WENT
A PLACE THEY CALLED THE MAIN EVENT
I FOUND THAT MAIN-GEE DOG THAT LEARNED ME TO BOLE
I KNEW THAT SNAKE WAS MY OWN SWEET DAD
FROM A WORN-OUT PICTURE THAT MY MOTHERโD HAD
I SAID, โ LOOKY HERE...HOLY COW.
IโM YOUR LONG LOST BOLINโ BOY AND NOW
MISTER...YOUโRE ABOUT TO DIE!โ
YEAHโฆTHATโS WHAT I TOLD HIM
I BOLED ONE DOWN THE MIDDLE AND KNOCKED DOWN EIGHT
HE SLIPPED ONE PAST ME THAT WAS SIMPLY GREAT
THEN I TOSSED ONE THAT WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN FAIR.
HE THREW ONE THAT ANYBODY WOULD LIKE
THEN I GWENT AND GOTM MYSELF A SPARE
BUT HE TOSSED A CURVE BALL
AND HE GOT HISSELF A STRIKE
ALTHOUGH IโVE BOLED AGAINST TOUGHER MEN
I REALLY CANโT REMEMBER WHEN
I WON THE GAME, BUT HE WOULDNโT ADMIT
THAT HEโD DONE WRONG
HE SAID, โTHIS WORLD IS ROUGH โฆ
A MANโS GGOTTA BE TOUGH
AND I KNEW I WOULDNโT BE THERE TO HELP YOU ALONG
SO I LEARNED YOU TO BOLEโฆ THEN I SAID GOODBYE
I KNEW YOU HAVE TO GET TOUGH OR DIE
AND ITโS LEARNING TO BOLE THATโS HELPED TO MAKE YOU STRONG.โ
HE SAID, โNOW YOU JUST BOLED ONE HELL OF A GAME
YOU STOMPED ME GOOD BOYโฆFRAME BY FRAME.
ANโ YOU COULD JUST KILL ME NOWโฆ
I WOULDNโT BLAME YOU IF YOU DO.
BUT YOU OUGHT TO THANK ME BEFORE I DIE FOR THE GRAVEL IN YOUR GUT โN SPIT IN YOUR EYE
โCAUSE IโM THE SUMBITCH THAT LEARNED YOU TO BOLEโฆ,โฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆMY MY!โ
I GOT ALL CHOKED UP... THREW DOWN MY BALL
HE CALLED ME SONโฆ I CALLED HIM PAW.
AND I COME AWAY WITH A DIFFERENT POINT OF VIEW.
EVERY TIME I BOWL, EVERY TIME I WINโฆ
I THINK ABOUT HIM TIME AND AGAIN
AND IF I EVER HAVE A SON I THINK IโM GONNA TEACH HIM HOW TOโฆ.................................................
SHOOT POOL โฆDANCE IN THE BAL-LAYโฆ ....OR PLAY PICKLE BALLโฆโฆโฆโฆ..ANYTHING BUT BOLINโ