(Verse 1) Clack-clack went the hollow doors, sliding on the track Poking through the polyester in the very back Past the stiff denim and the Tabu perfume Was the brightest damn thing in that wood-paneled room Three-inch heels and a zip-up side I’d jam my feet in and I’d hitch a ride Stacked way up like a superhero queen The finest pair of pleather that I’d ever seen. (Verse 2) I’d hit the kitchen drawer, grab the heavy-duty foil Wrap my wrists up tight, didn’t mind the toil A tinfoil crown and a bathing suit Ready for combat in my mama’s boots Found a length of binder twine for my Lasso of Truth Solving every mystery of my farm-town youth I’d toss the paisley cushions on the floor Watch out world—my jet is by the door! (Chorus - The Big Anthem) I’d close my eyes and I’d spin in a circle Waitin’ for the lightning and the magic to hit In those Red Pleather Boots, I was ten feet tall The baddest little wonder in the double-wide hall I was kickin’ up dust and savin’ the day Dreaming of the villains I’d blow away In a world of "maybe" and "one day I’ll be" Yeah, Lynda Carter had the plane... but the boots were for me! (Verse 3) She had a jet that you couldn’t even see But I had a couch and a wild fantasy I’d stomp across the linoleum, a warrior at heart While Mom was in the kitchen making dinner an art No white stripe down the center of the toe But they had enough sparkle for a bedroom show I wasn't just a sidekick, wasn't just in play I was stealing all the lightning I could find that day. (Bridge) The cushions are back on the sofa today And the twine is just twine in the stack of the hay But sometimes I still get that "spin-around" itch To find the right boots and to flip the whole switch! (Final Chorus) I’ll close my eyes and I’ll spin in a circle Waitin’ for the lightning and the magic to hit In those Red Pleather Boots, I was ten feet tall The baddest little wonder in the double-wide hall! Kickin’ up dust and savin’ the day Dreaming of the villains I’d blow away In a world of "maybe" and "one day I’ll be" Yeah, Lynda Carter had the glory... but the boots were for me!