Verse 1 Woke up Sunday mornin’, Had a charge on my screen, Said, “I meant to pause that thing, But life got in between.” Now the classes are all over, Kids are done and feelin’ fine, But that billing date came rollin’ Right on schedule, right on time. Chorus I got the forgot-to-pause blues, The “can you refund me?” tune, You had thirty days to click it, But you waited ’til June. We love you and we mean it, But here’s the hard truth news: You gotta pause before it renews, Or you’ll be singin’ those blues. Verse 2 Last year we made an exception, Gave a little grace your way, But that courtesy train left the station, And it ain’t comin’ back today. We don’t monitor your usage, We don’t peek inside your plan, You gotta manage your subscription, That’s the deal, my friend. Chorus I got the forgot-to-pause blues, The “can you refund me?” tune, You had thirty days to click it, But you waited ’til June. We love you and we mean it, But here’s the hard truth news: You gotta pause before it renews, Or you’ll be singin’ those blues. Bridge Now the portal was open, The button was there, But the renewal came knockin’ Like it just didn’t care. So mark it on your calendar, Put a sticky on your shoes, ’Cause once that payment processes, We can’t undo the blues. Final Chorus I got the forgot-to-pause blues, The “just this once” refrain, But “just this once” was last year, And we can’t do it again. We’re kind, but we’re not bending Every billing rule we use, So pause before renewal, Or pay the forgot-to-pause blues. Outro Mmm-hmm, pause it before Sunday… Mmm-hmm, don’t wait ’til noon… ’Cause the portal don’t know “life was life-ing,” It just renews.