[start singing with this first line] D G SURE…IN I-R-AND SAINT PATTY IS A HERO D A7 HE CHASED ALL THEM DAMNED SNAKES INTO THE SEA D G WHEN THE REPTILE POPULATION GOT TO ZERO A7 D THEM IRISH FOLK WAS HAPPY AS COULD BE D G THEY SAID, “PATTY, YOU DESERVE A WEE VAY-KAY-SHUN… D A7 TAKE A TRIP….....GO SAILIN' ON THE SEAS.” D G PAT SAID, “HAY-WAH-YEE SEEMS A RIGHT NICE DESTINATION.” A7 D SO HE WENT THERE AND WAS HAPPY AS YOU PLEASE D G PATTY TOOK TO SIR-FIN….....ALMOST DAILY D A7 LEARNED TO SNORE-KILL…LEARNED TO PLAY THE U-KA-LAY LEE D BUT....[PAUSE].... WHEN CRUISE SHIPS WOULD COME IN [INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING LINE] SAINT PATTY WOULD BEGIN A7 D TO CREWN UN-SAINTLY SONGS TO ALL THE LAY-DEES. G D HE’D SING, “HOW’D YA LIKE A LAY? HEY…HOW’D YA LIKE A LAY?” A7 D HE’D SING OF TINY BOOBIES IN THE WINE G D HE’D SING THAT OLD HAY-WAH-YUN CHESTNUT,......“COME ON I WANNA LAY YA.” A7 D HE SANG SONGS OF IN-YOU-END-OH… TO THE LAY-DEES ALL THE TIME D G IN HAY-WAH-YEE OL’ SAINT PATTY AIN’T NO HERO D A7 HE DAMNED NEAR RUINED THEIR TOURIST IN-DUST-TREE D G BUT ONE DAY AS HE WAS WALKIN’ OUT NEAR HEEL-OH A7 D SEEMS A LAVA FLOW GOT PATTY AND TOOK HIM OUT INTO THE SEA D G SURE IN -R-LAND SAINT PATTY IS A HERO D A7 HE MADE THAT COUNTRY ALL SNAKE FREE D G BUT IN HAY-WAH-YEE SAINT PATTY’S JUST A ZERO A7 D THEY CLAIM HOT LAVA SNAKED OL’ PATTY RIGHT OUT INTO THE SEA N/C G SO NOW ....EYE ......... SING “HOW’D YA LIKE A LAY? HEY…HOW’D YA LIKE A LAY?” A7 D EYE SING OF TINY BOOBIES IN THE WINE G D EYE SING, “COME ON I WANNA LAY YA…COME ON I WANNA LAY YA.” A7 D EYE SING SONGS OF IN-YOU-ENDO TO THE LAY-DEES ALL THE TIME A A7 D YES EYE SING SONGS OF IN-YOU-END-OH .........................TO THE LAY-DEES ALL THE TIME