[Intro] (Spoken, cozy) Stanley’s charged, oats are in the fridge… let’s go, besties. [Verse 1] Alarm goes off, it’s 7:03 Overnight oats in the jar, chia seeds on fleek Moo-moo flowin’ like I’m royalty Snuggie sleeves up while I film my morning routine Lulu leggings under floral robe couture Cold brew splash, oat milk, two pumps, make it pure Fall ain’t here but the candle’s already lit “Leaves” from Bath & Body, I’m committed [Pre-Chorus] They can call it cliché, call it what you want I’m just livin’ my truth in a serif font [Chorus – HOOK] I’m a basic bitch, yeah I know what it is Stanley in my grip, livin’ life like it’s bliss PSL in my veins, fairy lights in my room Pinterest board queen, manifesting my mood TikTok dancin’, Etsy cart never ends BookTok smut at 2 a.m. with my fictional men Post another selfie, yeah the filter’s on ten I’m a basic bitch, baby, say it again! (Basic, basic, basic, basic) [Verse 2] Target dollar spot got me in a chokehold Three carts deep and I still ain’t done, so Rae Dunn letters spellin’ “blessed” on the shelf Snuggie on the couch, moo-moo on the ‘Gram myself Acrylic nails tappin’ on the Starbucks cup “Name’s Ashleigh, two H’s, two E’s, thanks love” Ring light glow while I film “Get Ready With Me” Overnight oats reveal, topped with PB [Pre-Chorus] Call me predictable, I’ll take it as a flex I wrote the playbook, go ahead, study the text [Chorus – HOOK] I’m a basic bitch, yeah I know what it is Stanley in my grip, livin’ life like it’s bliss PSL in my veins, fairy lights in my room Pinterest board queen, manifesting my mood TikTok dancin’, Etsy cart never ends BookTok smut at 2 a.m. with my fictional men Post another selfie, yeah the filter’s on ten I’m a basic bitch, baby, say it again! (Basic, basic, basic, basic) [Bridge] Yeah I brunch, yeah I matcha, yeah I cry at commercials Avocado toast with the little egg circles Wine night Wednesdays, boxed rosé flowin’ Facebook memory: “I just ate a sandwich” still goin’ Snuggie on, moo-moo twirl, overnight oats in the fridge Haters gonna hate, hate, hate I’ma hydrate, -ate, -ate [Final Chorus – full slay, ad-libs] I’m a basic bitch, scream it loud in the streets White girl wasted dancin’ in my sock feet Stanley on the nightstand, Kindle on spice Overnight oats prepped for the rest of my life From the Target parking lot to the group chat thread Moo-moo and Snuggie, crown on my head Yeah, I’m a basic bitch, and I look damn good In my floral nightgown from the suburbs, baby! (Basic, basic, basic, basic) Unapologetically cozy and chaotic [Outro – whispered] And yes… tomorrow’s oats are birthday cake flavor. Don’t judge me. Actually, do. I thrive on it. Goodnight.