(V1) D A I KEEP SNOOZIN’ WHEN I OUGHTA BE WAKIN’ D I GOT ME PAINS IN PLACES I CAN’T PRONOUNCE A STUFF KEEPS LEAKIN’ WHERE I SHOULDN’T BE DRIPPIN’ MY TIGHT THINGS ARE GETTIN’ LOOSER A7 D AND MY LOOSE STUFF’S BEGINNING TO BOUNCE (Chorus) G OLD AGE AIN’T FOR SISSIES D NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO A ONE OF THESE DAYS OLD AGE… A7 D IS GONNA CREEP RIGHT UP ON YOU (V2) D A I AM ACHIN’ WHERE I SHOULDN’T BE HURTIN’ D AND THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE TURNED ME BLACK AND BLUE A BUT I JUST BOUGHT ME A BIG BATCH OF VY-AG-RA NOW THAT STUFF SURE WORKS WONDERS… A7 D BUT MY NECK SEEMS TO GET STIFF TOO (Chorus) G OLD AGE AIN’T FOR SISSIES D NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO A ONE OF THESE DAYS OLD AGE… A7 D IS GONNA SLIP RIGHT UP ON YOU (V3) D A I KEEP SITTIN’ WHEN I SHOULDN’T BE RESTIN’ D OLD AGE IS TAKING ME OVER BIT BY BIT STUFF IS GROWIN’ A WHERE THINGS SHOULDN’T BE GROWIN’ I GOT MEMORY PILLS A7 N/C BUT I STILL CAN’T REMEMBER…[Bass drum beat] (Chorus) G OLD AGE AIN’T FOR SISSIES D NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO A ONE OF THESE DAYS OLD AGE… A7 D IS GONNA SLITHER RIGHT UP ON YOU (Bridge) N/C A YOU GOT YOUR VERY-CLOSE VEINS D YOU GOT YOUR ADDLED UP BRAINS… G YOU GOT HEART ATTACKS…CATARACTS…MELANOMAS…CARCINOMAS… D A7 BAD AROMAS…MIGRAINES…LINEN STAINS [Short pause] (Final CHORUS/Tag) G OLD AGE AIN’T FOR SISSIES D BUT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO A ONE OF THESE DAYS OLD AGE A7 D IS GONNA GET THE BEST OF YOU