[Intro – bouncy synth arpeggio, playful hand claps] Christa’s in the gym again Trying not to hit her chin [Verse 1 – light drum beat, bubbly piano] She grips the bar with white-knuckled hands Says “this time I’ll land all my plans” Pulls up half an inch then starts to sway Yells “why’s gravity gotta play?” [Pre-Chorus – building synth, rising tempo] She switches over to the mat Says pilates gonna fix that But her core’s still wobbly, her form’s a mess She’s gonna try again, no time to stress [Chorus 1 – full pop instrumentation, catchy hook] Christa’s doing pull-ups like a sloth on a branch Pilates poses that make the whole gym glance Copenhagen clams that look like she’s stuck in a trance Oh Christa, you’re our favorite gym romance [Interlude – silly xylophone riff, goofy sound effects] (Instrumental Solo) [Verse 2 – funk guitar strum, upbeat shakers] She gets on her side for the clam exercise Says “this one’s easy, just open and rise” But her hip’s stuck tight, she can barely move Grunts “who named this thing, I’ve got something to prove” [Pre-Chorus 2 – layered vocals, more energetic synth] She takes a breath and tries once more Knocks over a water bottle, hits the floor Laughs it off, wipes the sweat from her brow Says “tomorrow’s the day I’ll figure this out” [Chorus 2 – amplified bass, backing vocals, more playful] Christa’s doing pull-ups like a cat in a tree Pilates moves that make the trainers see Copenhagen clams that look like she’s dancing free Oh Christa, you’re the gym’s favorite spree [Bridge – stripped-back piano, soft vocals] You don’t gotta be perfect to shine Every silly try’s just part of the climb We’ll cheer you on through every flop You’re the reason the gym’s never a flop [Final Chorus – full band, maximum energy, call-and-response backing vocals] Christa’s doing pull-ups like a bird learning to fly Pilates poses that make the whole gym sigh Copenhagen clams that look like you’re reaching the sky Oh Christa, you’re our favorite gym high [Outro – fading synth, playful hand claps] Christa’s in the gym again We can’t wait to see what she tries next, friend