(V1) C G7 I SPENT SOME TIME TO LEARN THOSE PLUS CALLS, C LEARNED DO-SEE-DO THROUGH DIXIE GRAND G7 YET STILL I SOMETIMES BEND THE LINE WRONG C AN’ I’LL PROMENADE ‘STEAD OF ALLEMANDE G7 I’VE SLIPPED THE GNAT AND BOXED THE CLUTCH SOME C EXPLODED BOATS AND DEALED AND WHEELED G7 SO IF I WANT TO STACK THE WOOD SOME, C I HAVE TO WONDER…........WILL YOU YIELD? (CHORUS) N/C C G7 OH YOU DON’T KNOW ME BUT YOU SEEM TO LIKE ME C I KNOW YOU’D HELP ME IF YOU COULD G7 IF I BREAK DOWN SQUARES WILL YOU POLITELY C GIVE ME A HUG AND STACK THE WOOD (V2) C G7 WHEN THE CALLER CALLS AN EIGHT CHAIN THREE…FOUR…FIVE…SIX…SEVEN C I JUST MIGHT PING PONG TRIPLE SCOOT, G7 AND WHEN THEY SAY SWEEP A QUARTER C 
I MIGHT GO A HALF AND THEN DIVE THROUGH IT G7 I’VE COURTESY TURNED TO A GRAND SWING THROUGH C WRONG TIMES I’VE FLIPPED AND ZOOMED AND PEELED G7 BUT IF I WANT TO STACK THE WOOD SOME, C I HAVE TO WONDER ….................WILL YOU YIELD. (CHORUS) N/C C G7 OH YOU DON’T KNOW ME BUT YOU SEEM TO LIKE ME C I KNOW YOU’D HELP ME IF YOU COULD G7 IF I BREAK DOWN SQUARES WILL YOU POLITELY C GIVE ME A HUG AND STACK THE WOOD (V3) C I HAVE DANCED AT MANY PLACES… I’VE DANCED TIPS ON TENNIS COURTS G7 I DID A WHEEL AROUND AND SWUNG THROUGH, C CAUGHT A NET POLE UP MY SHORTS G7 C WHEN I WAS TOLD TO FLIP THE DIAMOND, SILLY ME I FERRIS WHEELED G7 SO NOW I’M GROV-UH-LING AND BEGGING C DON’T LET MY STACKIN’ RIGHTS BE REPEALED (CHORUS AND OUT) N/C C G7 OH YOU DON’T KNOW ME BUT YOU SEEM TO LIKE ME C I KNOW YOU’D HELP ME IF YOU COULD G7 IF I BREAK DOWN SQUARES WILL YOU POLITELY C GIVE ME A HUG AND STACK THE WOOD