A IT’S GONNA SNEAK UP ON YA’ WHEN YOU’RE FEELIN’ FINE E YOU’LL BE LOOKIN’ DOWN AT A BIGGER WAISTLINE THEN ONE DAY…YOU’RE SPORTIN’ CELL-U-LIGHT THIGHS A SMEARIN “PREPARATION H”…...UNDER YOUR EYES D DRINKIN’ “SLIM FAST”…REACHIN’ BACK FOR THE PAST A EATIN’ LOW CARB DIETS…WISHIN’ YOUTH COULD LAST E YOU’LL BE ONE OF US…YOU BET YOUR SAGGY BIG ASS...... E7 A A7 WHEN IT ALL ……………….................. JUST DRIFTS AWAY D A D WHEN IT ALL.............................JUST DRIFTS AWAY E I REALLY DON’T CARE WHAT KINDA SHAPE YOU’RE IN WHATEVER DROPS DOWN AIN’T GONNA RISE AGAIN E7 A WHEN IT ALL……….. JUST DRIFTS AWAY A THERE’S A HIGH-CLASS STRIPPER IN SOME LOUNGE TONIGHT E TAKES A LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND HER EYES FILL WITH FRIGHT A COUPLE THINGS HAVE SAGGED A COUPLE INCHES OR MORE A AND THERE’S STRETCH MARKS COMING SHE’S PRETTY SURE D HER FIRM FANNY’S FALLEN TO THE BACK OF HER KNEES A AND SHE CRIEWS OUT, “GET ME OUTA HERE, PLEASE… E ‘CAUSE LORDY LOS VEGAS AIN’T THE PLACE TO BE… E7 A A7 WHEN IT ALL………….JUST DRIFTS AWAY" D A D WHEN IT ALL.............................JUST DRIFTS AWAY E I REALLY DON’T CARE WHAT KINDA SHAPE YOU’RE IN WHATEVER DROPS DOWN AIN’T GONNA RISE AGAIN E7 A WHEN IT ALL……….. JUST DRIFTS AWAY A THERE WAS A MAH-CHO MAN… WORE A SPEEDO BAH-KINI E HE USED TO BE COMPARED TO A HEALTHY ZOO-KINI THEN ONE DAY….......EVERYTHING STARTS TO SHRINK A HE DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO.....DON’T KNOW WHAT TO THINK D SHOULD HE DRINK A HEALTH TONIC…........HAVE A HIGH COLONIC A BUY AN OUT OF TOWN TICKET ON A SUPER SONIC? E FIGURES ALL HIS…FRIENDSHIPS GONNA… ........................... BE PLATONIC E7 A... WHEN IT ALL……………..JUST DRIFTS AWAY D A D WHEN IT ALL JUST DRIFTS AWAY E IREALLY DON’T CARE WHAT KINDA SHAPE YOU’RE IN WHATEVER SLIDES DOWN AIN’T COMIN’ BACK UP AGAIN E7 A WHEN IT ALL.....................JUST DRIFTS AWAY E7 A E7 WHEN IT ALL ……..I MEAN WHEN IT “ALL” ………................ UST DRIFTS….. AWAY