(AI…PLEASE FOLLOW LYRIC STRUCTURE AS SHOWN) D THERE’S A GIRL NAMED MALAWNY G D WHO LIVES IN HAWAII A7 D. D7 HER TALENTS ARE KNOWN FAR AND WIDE G THERE’S THINGS MELAWNY DOES D THAT SIMPLY ARE GRAND A7 AND SHE EMPLOYS THEM G D WITH OUTSTANDING PRIDE (SHORT MUSICAL BREAK) D NOW MALAWNY AIN’T UGLY G D BUT PRETTY IS A STRETCH A7 D D7 LET’S JUST SAY SHE DON’T HURT YOUR EYES. G SHE AIN’T REAL CLEVER D SHE AIN’T ALL THAT SMART. A7 BUT SHE DOES THINGS G D TO PLEASE ALL OF THE GUYS (CHORUS) G D NOBODY KNOWS WHERE MELAWNY FIRST LEARNED A7 D HOW TO WEAPONIZE LOVE AND BE CRUEL G D SOME SAY IN HER YOUTH A BOY TAUGHT HER TO LOVE A7 D THEN PLAYED HER HEART STRINGS FOR A FOOL G D BY THEN SHE HAD LEARNED ALL OF HIS TRICKS A7 D NOW SHE ONLY MAKES LOVE JUST FOR KICKS G D I ASSURE YOU MY APPRAISAL IS NOT OVERBLOWN A A7 D ONE NIGHT OF WILD LOVE……… AND MELAWNY ....................IS GONE (SHORT MUSICAL INTERLUDE) D THERE ARE MEN WHO LOST FAMILY G D TO GO WITH MALAWNY A7 D D7 TO SAMPLE MELAWNY’S SWEET TREATS G SHE TURNS BOYS TO MEN D BUT DROPS THEM AND THEN. A7 YOU SOON SEE THEM LOST G D AND FORLORN ON THE STREETS. (REPEAT CHORUS)