I DON’T HAVE A GREAT DESIRE FOR A CHRISTMAS DRESSED IN WHITE AND I DON’T REALLY GIVE A TINKER’S DAMN IF SANTA CLAUSE COMES TONIGHT WHAT I’D REALLY LIKE IF YOU MUST KNOW AiN’T A FAT MAN DRESSED IN RED BUT A SEXY YOUNG GAL DRESSED HEAD TO TOE IN A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHIN’ INSTEAD HO...HO...HO..............HO...HO...HO. NOW I’M SORRY AS HELL IF I’M SHOCKING YOU BUY I’M THE KINDA GUY WHO ALWAYS TRUTH TELLS THIS CHRISTMAS I WANNA SEE SOMETHING NEW I WANNA SEE A GAL TO COME DOWN MY CHIMNEY AND .....................................................JINGLE MY BELLS HO...HO...HO...............HO...HO...HO... [INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE] DON’T BE BRINGIN’ ROO-OLPH ‘ROUND HERE AND I DON’T NEED.............................NO MISTLETOE LET ME MAKE MYSELF PER-FECT-LY CLEAR ALL THAT YOU-EL-TIDE STUFF JUST HAS TO GO NOW I’M SORRY AS HELL IF I’M SHOCKING YOU BUY I’M THE KINDA GUY WHO ALWAYS TRUTH TELLS THIS CHRISTMAS I WANNA TRY SOMETHING NEW I WANT TO SEE A GAL TO COME DOWN MY CHIMNEY AND .....................................................JINGLE MY BELLS HO... HO. ..HO.......................HO...HO...HO. JINGLE................MY BELLS