""(WESTERN MUSIC BABY)"" Verse 1 To save my soul, I can't get a date Baby's got it tuned on channel eight Wyatt Earp and the Big Cheyenne Verse 2 They're comin' through the T.V Shootin' up the land, mm-hm My baby loves the Western movies My baby loves the Western movies Verse 3 Bam, bam, shoot 'em up pow! My babe loves the Western Movies Verse 4 I call my baby on the telephone To tell her half of my head was gone I just got hit by a great big brick She says, "Thanks for reminding me It's time for Maverick", mm-hm Verse 5 My baby loves the Western movies My baby loves the Western movies Bam, bam, shoot 'em up pow (mm-hm) Verse 6 My baby loves the Western movies Well, there's Jeremy Roller and Old Cochise Jim Hardy, Jim Bowie and Sugarfoot They all have gun and will travel Verse 7 Give me back my boots and saddle, mm-hm My baby loves the Western movies My baby loves the Western movies Bam, bam, shoot em up pow Verse 8 My baby loves the Western movies It is story of central wagon train coast A broken arrow has broken my heart Verse 8 A Jefferson Thomas with Bat Masterson Unties my baby and the fight was won (mm-hm) My baby loves the Western movies My baby loves the western movies Verse 9 Bam, bam, shoot 'em up pow! (Mm-hm) My baby loves the western movies My baby loves the western movies My baby (fade out)