Bless your heart, oh fucking side-skank And bless the hearts of all your friends You came to me to start some shit Well, I will tell you how that ends Ladies are all eating popcorn In the comments, some will weigh in And what they’ll have to say to you Is that a wife will always win Don’t know if you fucked regular Or perhaps every now and then I don’t know how long you fucked him Maybe one year or two or ten At this point, I really don’t care Bless both your hearts fucking again Side-skankery defines you both And lying trash will never win Girl, if you wanted him so bad Why did you not just let me know? You could have had a gift basket To make that cheating bastard go There was no need to screw with me Neither for you nor for your kin I guess it must be hard to know That a wife will always win You took the thing I didn’t want That thing that I forced to just leave Take him, have fun, I’m begging you I've needed some fucking reprieve I kicked him out—he ran to you Thank you for being my stand-in We both know he settled for you Because the side-skanks do not win Bless your heart, oh fucking side-skank And all the hearts of all the rest Oh, did you think you were alone Oh, may your heart be very blessed Nope, he’s had one or two besides Know more than you he’s stuck it in And best believe, he’ll cheat again But, yeah, come to start shit with me Spew out your loads of fucking hate You can’t compare, cannot come close You’re just a fuck on a first date I’m the one that guys will marry You treat yourself like his trash bin You have no fucking dignity And that’s why this good girl will win Trust and believe that my winning Is him and all his bullshit gone I’m who he wanted once to buy And you’re the one he’d fucking pawn Hoping he enjoys that pawn shop That I once loved him’s my chagrin Please, oh please, take what I'm leaving And let this happy ex-wife win Yes, oh I do believe my winning Is him and all his bullshit gone Someone else will want to buy me You'll still be the one to get pawned Enjoy being in that pawn shop I truly hope you have some fun You did battle for a he-skank You've got him now, I know I've won