[Verse 1] Aliens on the moon Who could have thought it true Aliens in the backyard Our world has come unglued UFOs over Memphis Lights in the sky I don't know what they're there for I dare not question why [Verse 2] Metal sphere with strange markings Weird creatures with three fingers Government investigations Coverup suspicion lingers [Chorus] But what matters is I have a new cat His name is George, I only care about that He likes to chase after dangly things He's much more fun than alien beings [Verse 3] Is it a comet or a spaceship Whirling by the Sun? It's bigger than we thought before A big ass son of a gun Have they been here for a long time Or just arrived here decades ago Are they interested in nuclear power Or our broadcasted sitcom shows? [Chorus] But what matters is I have a new cat His name is George, I only care about that He likes to chase after dangly things He's much more fun than alien beings [Outro] Yeah, George is all that matters to me While the world spins in mystery He's purring on my lap tonight And everything's gonna be alright