(Verse 1) Flyin’ down Main like you own both lanes Cut me off quick, then you slam on brakes Got your blinker on for a solid mile Lookin’ in the mirror with that “I don’t care” smile We all tryin’ to get where we gotta go Ain’t no need to put on a whole dang show (Pre-Chorus) We all got one, yeah it’s understood… Don’t mean you gotta act like one in the neighborhood 😏 (Chorus) Don’t be a cactus butt, prickly and rude Pokin’ everybody with your bad attitude Ain’t that hard just to play it cool Little bit of kindness wouldn’t kill you We all got one, don’t mean you gotta be one Walkin’ ‘round actin’ like the only one So take a breath, maybe lighten up a little— Don’t be a cactus butt in the middle of the middle 🌵 (Verse 2) Line at the store and you’re huffin’ loud Snappin’ at a clerk in front of a crowd Coupon in your hand like a loaded gun Tryna start a war over buy-one-get-one Girl’s just workin’ tryin’ to get through her day You ain’t gotta come in hot that way (Pre-Chorus) Life gets hard, yeah we all got stuff… But that don’t mean you gotta make it rough (Chorus) Don’t be a cactus butt, prickly and rude Pokin’ everybody with your bad attitude Ain’t that hard just to play it cool Little bit of kindness wouldn’t kill you We all got one, don’t mean you gotta be one Walkin’ ‘round actin’ like the only one So take a breath, maybe lighten up a little— Don’t be a cactus butt in the middle of the middle 🌵 (Bridge – playful + quick) Yeah, we all got days when we ain’t our best When the world’s got us all kinds of stressed But there’s a line ‘fore you cross that line Between “bad day” and “outta your mind” (Verse 3 – restaurant scene) Sendin’ food back just to get it free Talkin’ to the waiter like he’s beneath Rollin’ your eyes, makin’ a scene Over somethin’ that ain’t that deep Mama raised me better than that right there A little grace goes anywhere (Final Chorus) So don’t be a cactus butt, prickly and rude Pokin’ everybody with your bad attitude Ain’t that hard just to play it cool Little bit of kindness wouldn’t kill you We all got one, don’t mean you gotta be one Walkin’ ‘round actin’ like the only one So take a breath, maybe lighten up a little— Don’t be a cactus butt… (Tag – cheeky) Honey, that ain’t cute