He struts to the podium, puffed up with pride, Boasting of deals where the truth steps aside. “Trade wars are good, and easy to win!” he thought, Trump doesn’t give a shit if his tariffs are legal or not. He slaps on a duty, he scribbles a fee, “America first!” is his loud guarantee. But farmers are hurting, their soybeans forgot, He doesn’t give a shit if his tariffs are legal or not. Advisors may groan, and the markets may shake, Courts remind him of laws he can’t break. Yet bluster is king in his carnival plot, Trump doesn’t give a shit if his tariffs are legal or not. So history will ask, when the dust finally clears, Were jobs really saved, or just drowned in our tears? But one thing is certain, like it or not — Trump never gave a shit if his tariffs were legal or not.