Verse 1 Mama calling seven times Girl sent twenty question marks Phone lighting up the whole room Face down, I ain’t touching that Battery is at one percent Still ain’t reaching for the charge Everybody wants to talk But tonight I’m hard to find Chorus (telephone voice) Hey, it’s me, I’m glad you called Can’t pick up the phone right now Do your thing when it beeps I’ll get to it when I want If it’s urgent, call me twice If I know you, I’ll call back If I don’t… well, goodnight Here comes the beeeeeeeep… BEEP Verse 2 Whole crew posted in the basement Phones between the wings and beers Everybody missed three calls No one cares about who called Someone yelling at the TV Someone rolling something loud Phones keep dancing on the table But tonight we turned it off Chorus (telephone voice) Hey, it’s me, I’m glad you called Can’t pick up the phone right now Do your thing when it beeps I’ll get to it when I want If it’s urgent, call me twice If I know you, I’ll call back If I don’t… well, goodnight Here comes the beeeeeeeep… BEEP Verse 3 Boss is yelling from the kitchen “Damn, you put those phones away!” Grease all over both my hands now Ketchup all across my clothes Flipping burgers all night long Boss keeps yelling “speed it up” So I ain’t picking up my phone Leave a message if you must Bridge (rap) Everybody living on their ringtone Panic when the screen light flash Running every time it buzzes Man, that life can kiss my ass Everybody want an answer Right away, no time to wait Like your phone supposed to own you Twenty-four hours a day I ain’t glued onto no pocket I ain’t dying if I miss If it matters, leave it there That’s between you and the beep Final Chorus Hey, it’s me, I’m glad you called Can’t pick up the phone right now Do your thing when it beeps I’ll get to it when I want If it’s urgent, call me twice If I know you, I’ll call back If I don’t… well, goodnight Here comes the beeeeeeeep… BEEP BEEP