Well, there goes Jimmy
They say Jimmy fucked his brother’s wife
He’s working up the nerve to tell him
He’s scared his brother might get a knife
He’s working up the nerve to come clean
Explaining that he did not mean harm
It was kind of just an accident
Put more on drugs than that skank's charm
Yeah, there goes Jimmy
They say Jimmy has problems when he’s high
He fucks women that really aren’t his
And that shit doesn’t always fly
He’s working on telling his brother
He just slipped, all accidental-like
Well, it is not that much of a shock
His brother married the village bike
Yep, there goes Jimmy
They say that Jimmy gets high a lot
Well, at least he uses protection
A lot more often than he does not
But oops, he's got to tell his brother
This is what I heard their sister say
Jimmy’s nephew might be his own son
Because he got really high one day
Yeah, there goes Jimmy
Bon voyage, my man, and fare thee well
His brother’s really fucking scary
And he’ll send Jimmy right down to Hell
Still, he’s going to tell his brother
Their sister told me today it's so
Jimmy’s nephew’s probably his son
Obviously, their sister would know
Yeah, there goes Jimmy
Do you see his brother’s bulging eyes?
Are you waiting for the explosion?
Waiting for the fury to reach the skies?
Wait, why’d his brother start to just laugh?
And why did his finger start to point?
Why does Jimmy now fucking look like
he could rip out that finger at the joint?
Yep, there goes Jimmy
Are you watching him go storm away?
This is the best trailer park sitcom
Can’t wait for what their sister will say
Jimmy’s brother took the news quite well
Watch him go and hug his little son
He doesn’t care if he’s his nephew
He never reached for a single gun
There goes Jimmy’s sister
Yeah, she sure gave right up the new dirt
Jimmy is pretty pissed off right now
Poor old Jimmy’s feeling pretty hurt
See, Jimmy’s brother had an accident
He slipped and fell into Jimmy’s wife
Jimmy’s little girl might be his niece
So, Jimmy’s brother didn’t get a knife
There goes Jimmy’s daughter
That one who might belong to his brother
Jimmy and his brother sure both love her
And they both sure did fuck her mother
At least that is what their sister said
She said it’s not worth getting some test
She’s a daughter of that whole family
And the family ain’t really distressed
There goes Jimmy’s nephew
That boy who really might be his son
He’s playing ball with Jimmy’s brother
They look like they’re having lots of fun
No need to rock the wife-swapping boat
No need to challenge the status quo
That family sure incests a lot
Holy crap, just look at them all go
There goes Jimmy’s sister
She is talk, talk, talking all the time
Who in the family’s fucking whom
She knows the details of each sex crime
It's true she could just be starting shit
You know how that woman loves to talk
But this is the fucking trailer park
And what she says comes as no real shock
Yes, this is the fucking trailer park
Where neither lips nor legs come with a lock
Both lips and legs are fucking open
All that you have to do is just knock
All that you have to do is just knock
All that you have to do is just knock