You're in the car with your cousin And her panties just start to crawl That's what you are now claiming, right? Man, you have got some fucking gaul Her panties creeped like a spider And they crawled underneath the seat Man, you're just so fucking caught now Can you just please admit defeat? So, I found these fucking panties Hiding underneath that car seat You claim she had another pair And you would never fucking cheat You must think I'm an idiot The biggest moron to be seen I know what's up with your cousin I know exactly where she's been You call your cousin "smoking hot" Man, this is such a nasty heat I hope you've kept her out of my house Kept her off of my fucking sheets I care more about my sheets now Than how you've both been fucking skanks Each lie you tell's a fucking bullet And, bitch, you are just shooting blanks Since your she-skank is your cousin No one would believe this vile shit You've said she's like your own sister I once bought it, I will admit But still there's these fucking panties They're not the first that I have found I'm sure karma will get you both What goes around comes around It was not too long after this More panties crawled into my house They must have crept so carefully Crept so silently like a mouse They crept into my laundry bin You said, "Oh, where did those come from?" Gee, could it be you fucked your cousin? In my own house, did you get some? Dude, I see you like a trash can And her like a recycle bin At this point, I really don't care What twit you choose to stick it in Dude, stick that thing anywhere else Even if you are related Inbreeders are a turn-off to me It's just too gross that you mated I've got better things to do in life Than endure cousin boinkery You're a he-skank, she's a she-skank Go have fun with your skankery I'll say I think it's fucking gross I'll even say I think it's wrong But if you must fuck your cousin Well, then I'll sell it as a song Yes, you can go fuck your cousin This fuckery will spread through town Well, I am a fucking writer And I'll write all this skanking down Bitch, you just should not have cheated And not cheated with your own kin But I'll sell the fucking lyrics And then this faithful wife will win You both fucked your fucking cousin So, I will now get a paycheck Don't care if I just make two cents Off this fucking inbred trainwreck The cash amount is not the point You fucked your skank inside my house So, this wife won't keep her mouth shut Fuck being a fucking dormouse You both fucked your fucking cousin And you fucked inside of my car No, I won't keep this shit quiet I'll make you a cousin-fucking star I didn't deserve betrayal I did not deserve all these lies I once did very much love you You turned that "love" into "despise" I hope you stay together That you never do come apart Fuck, go get married at this point Bless both your fucking nasty hearts I'll be somewhere so far away And I'll be scrubbing down my skin It's gross to think I ever let A filthy cousin-fucker in So now you have got your cousin And you can fuck all that you like Is it less fun since it's public Since I have dropped the fucking mic Don't care, don't care, really don't care Hurray, it's not my business now I've gotten far the fuck away It's time for this wife to take a bow Yes, now you have got your cousin And you can fuck all that you like It's fun for me now since it's public I'm glad I dropped the fucking mic To you both, enjoy your inbred skank I've said no skank will ever win I've gotten far the fuck away From the trash can and recycle bin Yes I've gotten far the fuck away From Trash Can and Recycle Bin