Verse 1 (Duet, playful) (MALE VOICE) I brought you flowers. (FFEMALE VOICE) They’re kinda small. (MALE VOICE) They matched your jacket. (FEMALE VOICE) That’s not a call. (MALE VOICE) I made reservations. (FEMALE VOICE) Right by the door? (DUET) You can do better than that. Chorus (punchy) You can do better than that, Better than that. You can do better than that. (Oh really?) Verse 2 (MALE VOICE) You said you’d watch the game. (FEMALE VOICE) I am, I swear. (MALE VOICE) You’re on your phone. (FEMAILE VOICE) Just Texting Mom (MALE VOICE) You call that wine? (FEMALE VOICE) You call that dancing? (DUET) You can do better than that. Chorus (punchy) You can do better than that, Better than that. You can do better than that. (Oh really?) Bridge Yeah we push, yeah we play, Call it “better” anyway. Throw a line just to see What the other’s gonna say. Break (piano, tempo down, key down) But we know What that is. Guess I couldn’t do better than that. Final Chorus I couldn’t do better than that, Better than that. I couldn’t do better than that. All that talk, all that spark, All that back-and-forth like that— I couldn’t do better than that.