(Verse 1) Robert wakes up late again, Coffee’s cold, it’s his only friend. Robert’s car won’t start today, But Robert shrugs and walks away. (Pre-Chorus) Oh Robert, oh Robert, what’s your plan? Robert says, “I’ll do the best I can.” (Chorus) Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert! Say it loud, can’t stop it, stop it! Robert in the morning, Robert at night, Robert’s name shining in the neon light. Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert! He’s the man, he’s the topic, topic! Everywhere I go, people shout his name— Robert, Robert, Robert’s to blame! (Verse 2) Robert’s got dreams, big and wild, Since he was just a little Robert child. Robert says he’ll change the game, But every time it rains, he stays the same. (Pre-Chorus) Oh Robert, oh Robert, don’t you see? The world’s not ready for a Robert like thee. (Chorus) Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert! Say it loud, can’t stop it, stop it! Robert in the mirror, Robert on the street, Robert’s got rhythm but he’s got two left feet. Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert! He’s the myth, the magic, the gossip, gossip! Echo through the valley, echo through the flame— Robert, Robert, Robert’s to blame! (Bridge) Robert on the radio, Robert on the show, Robert in your nightmares— Man, you can’t let go! Robert’s in the wind, Robert’s in your phone, You say his name enough, You’ll never be alone! (Final Chorus) Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert! Say it ‘til the sky just drops it, drops it! Robert in the stars, Robert in my brain, Robert, Robert, driving me insane! Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert! There’s no cure, can’t stop it, stop it! If I had one wish, I’d scream your name— Robert, Robert, Robert’s to blame! (Outro) Robert… (echoes) Robert… Robert… ...yeah, Robert.