[Verse 1] Charlston the cat wakes up at dawn, Stretchin’ out big with a giant yawn, But before he even hits the floor— He hits you with a meow-meow-meow-meow-meow and then some more! [Chorus] Meow meow meow meow meow, Charlston’s got somethin’ to say somehow! Meow meow meow meow meow, He’s the furry king of the vocal pow! Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meoooooow, Here comes Charlston takin’ his bow! [Verse 2] He meows for food, then meows for treats, He meows at shadows on the streets, He meows at birds he can’t even catch, He meows at doors with a scratch-scratch-scratch— Then hits you with a meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow batch! [Chorus] Meow meow meow meow meow, Charlston’s talkin’ loud somehow! Meow meow meow meow meow, He’s runnin’ his little cat meow-show now! Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-MEEEOOOW, Give it up for Charlston—take a bow! [Bridge] When the moon is bright and the house is still, He climbs the couch with a vocal thrill, Then belts out a nighttime “meow opera” show— Meow-meow-meow-meow-meowwwwwwwwww in stereo! [Final Chorus] Meow meow meow meow meow, He’s the cat who never learned how to be quiet! Meow meow meow meow meow, If you don’t like noise… well, you’re gonna fight it! Meow-meow-meow-meow-meooow-meow-MEOW, Charlston the Meow Machine—take a bow!