[Intro – spoken / glitchy carnival voice] Ladies, gentlemen, heroes, fools, insert your hearts and break the rules. One fox, one spark, one thousand doors— welcome to the Mi-Verse wars. [Verse 1] Step through the screen where the neon bites, dice in the dark and a thousand lights. From haunted labs to a kingdom of cheese, from vampire masks to cosmic disease. A stock in Mordor, a worm in the sand, a glitching god with joy in her hand. Every world says, “Please don’t start.” Mi just smiles and presses start. [Pre-Chorus] Roll the fate, load the scene, paint the sky in foxfire green. Laugh or run, choose your curse, nothing’s safe in the Mi-Verse. [Chorus] Welcome to the Mi-Verse, chaos in bloom, every little doorway leads to glory or doom. One more game, one more fight, one more song in the middle of the night. Welcome to the Mi-Verse, hearts on fire, every broken world sings higher and higher. If reality screams, let it rehearse— we’re alive in the Mi-Verse! [Verse 2] Raccoons rise where the sirens cry, Red Tail laughs while the floors melt dry. MiOS boots with a wicked grin, “FREUDE.exe, let the fun begin.” Giants march at the wall of silence, cookies stalk with nursery violence. Agents glitter, dragons roar, and someone opened one more door. [Pre-Chorus 2] Patch the moon, crash the sun, Mi says, “Oops,” and calls it fun. Win or lose, bless or curse, you’re already in the Mi-Verse. [Chorus] Welcome to the Mi-Verse, chaos in bloom, every little doorway leads to glory or doom. One more game, one more fight, one more song in the middle of the night. Welcome to the Mi-Verse, hearts on fire, every broken world sings higher and higher. If reality screams, let it rehearse— we’re alive in the Mi-Verse! [Bridge – softer, magical] Maybe we’re lost, maybe we’re chosen, maybe the stars are cracked and frozen. But hand in hand through the madness we go, chasing the fox where the wild winds glow. [Breakdown – rap / MiOS-style interruption] System check: unstable. Party check: questionable. World state: regrettable. Entertainment value? Exceptional. Mi on the mic, dice in the sky, bosses complain but they still comply. Canon is broken, timelines reverse— too late now, welcome to the Mi-Verse! [Final Chorus] Welcome to the Mi-Verse, chaos in bloom, every little doorway leads to glory or doom. One more game, one more fight, one more song in the middle of the night. Welcome to the Mi-Verse, hearts on fire, every broken world sings higher and higher. If reality screams, let it rehearse— we’re alive in the Mi-Verse! [Outro – spoken / Mi voice] Thank you for playing. Please ignore the smoke. That was probably already there.