intro: spoken: Take me down to the Honky Tonk Saloon instrumental music: verse #1: the beer is flowing and the whiskey too The joint is just up the road a spell There is boogie music and some wild game stew It all tastes good as far as I can tell The girls are typical Mid-West, Cowboy hat and a vest. They have their pointy boots on and they can kick some ass down at the Honky Tonk Saloon Chorus: It's the place to be on a Saturday night You can best believe there's gonna be a fight Drinks will spill and chairs will fall You can't make sense of it all but it's a cowboy's delight !! down at the Honky Tonk Saloon refrain: Honky Tonk (honky tonk) the Honky Tonk Saloon Honky Tonk (honky tonk) down at the Honky Tonk Saloon verse #2: It's Ragtime piano when you walk into the room Hard wood floors and an upstairs lounge where only paying customers loom Draw Poker is the only game in town Holding Aces and eights I lay my money down but it's a dead man's hand I'll be broke by next round No luck in my future in this One Horse Town Chorus: It's the place to be on a Saturday night You can best believe there's gonna be a fight Drinks will spill and chairs will fall You can't make sense of it all but it's a cowboy's delight !! down at the Honky Tonk Saloon refrain: Honky Tonk (honky tonk) the Honky Tonk Saloon Honky Tonk (honky tonk) down at the Honky Tonk Saloon bridge: From Texas to Tennessee I've seen every juke joint around driving through every Hillbilly town my 18 wheels spinning round' Through the heat and the dust just looking to rest in my room upstairs (ooooo) at the Honky Tonk Saloon solo: Chorus: It's the place to be on a Saturday night You can best believe there's gonna be a fight Drinks will spill and chairs will fall You can't make sense of it all but it's a cowboy's delight !! down at the Honky Tonk Saloon refrain: Honky Tonk (honky tonk) the Honky Tonk Saloon Honky Tonk (honky tonk) down at the Honky Tonk Saloon outro: