My name is Funkadelic Flash
Funk, Soul
Nov 07, 2025
[Verse 1]
Well, I was born in a groove where the bassline hums,
Mama said, "Son, you got that funk in your bones."
Daddy played keys like a wizard with a plan,
Gave me a name that would make the whole world stand.
I got a fro that defies the laws of gravity,
Shoes that click when I step into reality.
Mic in my hand, I’m a storm in a suit,
Funkadelic Flash, and I’m here to root.
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, the beat’s my blood, the rhythm’s my breath,
I don’t just sing, I resurrect the dead.
From the streets of Detroit to the clubs of L.A.,
They say, "Flash, you’re the reason the party don’t fade."
[Chorus]
My name is Funkadelic Flash,
I’m the king of the one, two, three, four crash.
Funk so thick, you can taste it on your tongue,
I’m the soul of the night, I’m the dawn of the fun.
My name is Funkadelic Flash,
Got the magic in my fingers, the fire in my dash.
If you need a lift, just let the music take you,
I’m the groove that never stops, yeah, I’m the real taboo.
[Verse 2]
Met a girl at the bar, she was shakin’ her hips,
Said, "Flash, your sound’s like a shot of liquid bliss."
I spun her around, we danced on the ceiling,
The band played on, and the crowd started reeling.
Got a pocket full of riffs, a heart full of soul,
I don’t need no money, I don’t need no gold.
Just a stage and a crowd that’s ready to move,
Funkadelic Flash, I’m the groove you can’t lose.
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, the beat’s my blood, the rhythm’s my breath,
I don’t just sing, I resurrect the dead.
From the streets of Detroit to the clubs of L.A.,
They say, "Flash, you’re the reason the party don’t fade."
[Chorus]
My name is Funkadelic Flash,
I’m the king of the one, two, three, four crash.
Funk so thick, you can taste it on your tongue,
I’m the soul of the night, I’m the dawn of the fun.
My name is Funkadelic Flash,
Got the magic in my fingers, the fire in my dash.
If you need a lift, just let the music take you,
I’m the groove that never stops, yeah, I’m the real taboo.
[Bridge]
Now, some say funk is a thing of the past,
But I’m here to tell you, it’s a permanent cast.
I’ll take you back to the days of Sly and the Family,
Mix it up with a little bit of my own calamity.
Bassline’s growlin’, guitar’s screamin’ loud,
Drums are poundin’ like a thundercloud.
I’m the modern messiah of the funky sound,
Funkadelic Flash, and I’m here to astound.
[Chorus – Repeat]
My name is Funkadelic Flash,
I’m the king of the one, two, three, four crash.
Funk so thick, you can taste it on your tongue,
I’m the soul of the night, I’m the dawn of the fun.
My name is Funkadelic Flash,
Got the magic in my fingers, the fire in my dash.
If you need a lift, just let the music take you,
I’m the groove that never stops, yeah, I’m the real taboo.
[Outro]
So, when the lights go down and the music fades,
You’ll still feel my funk in the air, it’s engraved.
Funkadelic Flash, that’s who I am,
The funk will live on, yeah, it’s in my command.